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Top 10 Things You Won’t Hear At Ashura

Following on my from previous post, here are the top 10 things you won’t be hearing at Ashura any time soon:

10. “Tradition!”

9. “Where’s the beer?”

8. “Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to flog me?”

7. “Lay some skin on me brother.”

6. “That really didn’t hurt a bit.”

5. “Over there, you missed a spot.”

4. “Do you think it comes out in cold water?”

3. “How do I look?”

2. “You’re my blood brother. And you. And you…”

1. “Man, I love Jews.”

5 thoughts on “Top 10 Things You Won’t Hear At Ashura”

  1. Another possible entry of what not to say at Ashura: “Did you hear we’re being discussed at IsraellyCool?”

  2. “Pass the ketchup.”

    “Me? AIDS. Why do you ask?”

    “Who’s gonna clean up this mess?!”

    “Please hold my Care Bear for me until I’ve finished pummeling myself with this truncheon.”

    “You got peanut butter on my chocolate!”

    “Pass the salt.”

  3. Ashura is not a blood day for shia as picture shows. But it is an anniversary for a super hero (Imam Hossein) that killed for humanity and ethics. Pictures are completely wrong and from some minorities of abnormal Muslims. here is some right pictures:

    http://20mag.ir/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ashura-3.jpg

    http://images.hamshahrionline.ir/images/2012-11-/3.jpg

    http://www.abna24.com/a/uploads/456/4/456471.jpg

    http://cdn.asriran.com/files/fa/news/1390/9/21/200813_567.jpg

    http://cdn.fararu.com/files/fa/news/1392/8/20/92152_347.jpg

    http://www.farhangnews.ir/sites/default/files/content/images/story/12-11/26/15194-58058.jpg

    http://www.fardanews.com/files/fa/news/1392/8/23/185402_853.jpg

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