Following on my from previous post, here are the top 10 things you won’t be hearing at Ashura any time soon:
10. “Tradition!”
9. “Where’s the beer?”
8. “Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to flog me?”
7. “Lay some skin on me brother.”
6. “That really didn’t hurt a bit.”
5. “Over there, you missed a spot.”
4. “Do you think it comes out in cold water?”
3. “How do I look?”
2. “You’re my blood brother. And you. And you…”
1. “Man, I love Jews.”
