Senior Hamashole Mahmoud Al Zahar invokes his inner outer Jedi:
Obi Wart Kenobi?
Which brings me to the top 5 things Al Zahar might say if he were Obi Wan Kenobi:
5. “These aren’t the Jews you’re looking for.”
4. “Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them. I can assure you that there are no longer any nude mannequins in Gaza”
3. “I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Oh yeah, that was our latest jihad operation.”
2. “That’s no moon. It’s my wart”
1. “You can’t win, but there are alternatives to fighting. Like submitting to us and living as dhimmis.”
