Senior Hamashole Mahmoud Al Zahar invokes his inner outer Jedi:

Obi Wart Kenobi?

Which brings me to the top 5 things Al Zahar might say if he were Obi Wan Kenobi:

5. “These aren’t the Jews you’re looking for.”

4. “Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them. I can assure you that there are no longer any nude mannequins in Gaza”

3. “I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Oh yeah, that was our latest jihad operation.”

2. “That’s no moon. It’s my wart”

1. “You can’t win, but there are alternatives to fighting. Like submitting to us and living as dhimmis.”

6 thoughts on “Use The Force”

  1. “Premature detonation? Why do I have a feeling we picked up another pathetic life-form for that terror mission?”

    “Anakin, look carefully after your suicide vest! This vest is your death!”

    To Mohammed Atta: “I don’t mind flying, but what you’re going to do is suicide!”

    “You’ll find out that many of our truths depend on our point of view. Or at least that’s how we make our narrative work in spite of the total lack of evidence for any non-Jewish Palestinian nation having lived on this land from time immemorial.”

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