Our Latest Weapon Helps Stuff Up Turkey
Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Telekinesis Of Doom.TM
The report, presented to the Ankara Public Prosecutor in accordance with the ongoing investigation over the 2006-2007 suicides, claimed the victims could have been directed toward the suicides by way of telekinesis, citing the work done by neuropsychology expert Nevzat Tarhan.
Hüseyin Ba?bilen, an engineer at Turkey’s military research and development enterprise, Aselsan, was found dead in his car on Aug. 7, 2006. A court ruled in 2009 that he committed suicide. Two other engineers working at Aselsan died shortly after Ba?bilen.
Halim Ünal was shot in the head with one bullet on Jan. 17, 2007, while Evrim Yançeken fell from the balcony of his sixth-floor apartment nine days later. Burhanettin Volkan allegedly killed himself in 2009.
Tarhan’s study, included in the board’s report, asked the prosecution not to disregard the possibility of telekinesis as a possible cause of the suicides, which could cause severe distress and headaches in the victims, giving them a tendency to kill themselves.
The waves could be sent from 1.5 kilometers, and could direct victims towards a suicidal state of mind, Tarhan told daily Hürriyet.
Tarhan said an overcharge of electromagnetics could have also had the same effect on the engineers, which would then indicate neglect.
All three engineers were working on a friend-or-foe recognition system for Turkish warplanes at the time of their suicides, which had been brought back to public debate during the Ergenekon coup trials.
Telekinesis recently made the news after journalist Yi?it Bulut claimed that certain powers were trying to kill Turkish Prime Minister Erdo?an through telekinesis. Weeks after his teories, Bulut was named a chief consultant for Erdo?an.
This is not the first time they clued on to our telekinesis ways.
But what this report fails to mention is our telekinesis weapon also works on animals.