Albawaba Claims Tzipi Livni Slept With Saeb Erekat And Yasser Abed Rabbo
As US Secretary of State, John Kerry, slogs around the Middle East trying to revive the peace talks between Palestine and Israel, someone should have told him that the real negotations are going on in Tzipi Livni’s bedroom!
In a scandal bound to rock the bedposts of the Palestinian negotiating team, chief Israeli negotiator and Justice Minister Tzipi Livni admitted this week that she has had sex with Saeb Erekat — her Palestinian counterpart — and PLO official Yasser Abed Rabbo.
Livni’s sexual misdemeanours have been the fodder of the political Arab rumour mill for years, but until now, what the foxy Israeli politician got up to behind closed doors was all guess work.
Not anymore! Lebanese newspaper Al Diyyar broke the story earlier this week that the Knesset Beauty had publicy stated that she and the chief Rabbi of Israel had decided that “It was ok for her to sleep and have sex with strangers, as long as it benefits Israel“.
According to Al Diyyar, Livni said she had incriminating videos of her sexual antics with both Erekat and Rabbo (as she lured them into a bedroom rigged up with cameras and recording equipment — kinky!) and would post them on YouTube if they did not do what she asks.
Not doing anything for her reputation, the Israeli paper Yedioth Ahronoth republished an interview with Livini by Time Magazine in which she admitted that during her years working for the intelligence agency Mossad, she performed “special operations” — including having sex with prominent political figures and then blackmailing them. We’re sure it was “special” for both of you, Livni!
Yedioth Ahronoth quoted the Rabbi Ari Shefat as saying: ” The Jewish religion allows having sex with terrorists to get information that leads to their arrest”.
According to the Arab press, Livni has previously admitted that she doesn’t mind killing or having sex with someone in exchange for information that could benefit Israel.
Since Livni is Israel’s chief negotiator and Erekat is her Palestinian counterpart and the peace talks seem to be going nowhere….we’d say these two need to step up their bedroom game!
As for Erekat we say: put the settlements to bed, not the negotiator! Shame on you!
Coming soon: Arab newspaper claims Tzipi Livni had sex with Mr Bean, to prevent him from converting to Islam.