It’s been a while since the Mossad Ornithology Division was caught in the act. This time, one of our barn owl agents was caught in Tyre, Lebanon.
Our Zionist plot was once again foiled due to identification bracelets on the agent, bearing the code “Tel Aviv University, Israel”
One bright Lebanese commenter said:
There is the mystery of these trained birds crossing the border and perhaps next time these birds will wear surveillance cameras
The Mossad really needs to pick up their game, as migration season is here, and many agents risk capture returning from a 6 month long mission in the north.