Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theory Of The Day

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This might just be the most ridiculous thing you read all day.

Courtesy of Press TV (naturally):

The United States and Israel are run by “Zionist psychopaths” who are recruiting and training “mind-controlled killers” to “set the Middle East on fire,” says a political activist in Wyoming.

The leader of ISIL, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, “is an Israeli actor trained by both CIA and Mossad” to lead a terrorist organization that “only attacks Muslims, not the US or Israel,” said J Bruce Campbell, a member of the American Defense Party, a non-voting political action party dedicated to ending the Zionist power structure in the US.

“The US and Israeli governments are run by Frankenstein psychopaths, Zionist psychopaths” seeking to overthrow Syrian President Bashar al-Assad “who will not obey them,” Campbell told Press TV on Saturday.



Not only has this nincompoop seemingly stolen the name of a great cult-classic actor, but he’s also stolen a key part of the Iron Man 3 script.

http://youtu.be/bsxMNv7J544?t=5s

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