Yesterday, I was apparently fooled by this tweet by my friends from DAMRAP, who know how to hip-to-the-hop just the way I like it.
A selfie while the Israeli military running after me. pic.twitter.com/bdgO7xURd2
— DAM (@DAMOFFICIALPAGE) February 2, 2015
It was an honest mistake, and a rare one. I am hardly ever fooled, which is an amazing achievement considering how often the hasbarafia and Ziobots are constantly trying to pull the wool over my eyes (and everyone knows, I prefer to wear my wool elsewhere).
Nevertheless, this does not change the fact that IDF soldiers are constantly doing this kind of thing for real.
Luckily for you, my secret sauce has sent me an authentic photo of one caught in the act.
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Warning: The above is satire based on the views of a real person. At least, we think he is.