State Department’s Marie Harf: Giving ISIS Jobs Is The Solution, Not Killing Them

According to State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf, the way to defeat a bunch of terrorists out to take over the world through murder and mayhem is not to kill them first.

It’s about getting them jobs.

Seriously, I am beginning to believe the State Department finds their spokespeople off Craigslist.

Or perhaps she has a point, and the root cause of ISIS’ actions is the desire to be gainfully employed. Here are some suggestions for possible employment opportunities.

(warning: some images are disturbing, although nothing graphically violent)

Children Show’s Host

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UBER Driver

Isis fighters, pictured on a militant website verified by AP.

Golf Caddy

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Cricket Umpire

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Fast Food Attendant

"Would you like fries with that?"

“Would you like fries with that?”

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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