State Department’s Marie Harf: Giving ISIS Jobs Is The Solution, Not Killing Them

According to State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf, the way to defeat a bunch of terrorists out to take over the world through murder and mayhem is not to kill them first.

It’s about getting them jobs.

Seriously, I am beginning to believe the State Department finds their spokespeople off Craigslist.

Or perhaps she has a point, and the root cause of ISIS’ actions is the desire to be gainfully employed. Here are some suggestions for possible employment opportunities.

(warning: some images are disturbing, although nothing graphically violent)

Children Show’s Host

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UBER Driver

Isis fighters, pictured on a militant website verified by AP.

Golf Caddy

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Cricket Umpire

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Fast Food Attendant

"Would you like fries with that?"
“Would you like fries with that?”

12 thoughts on “State Department’s Marie Harf: Giving ISIS Jobs Is The Solution, Not Killing Them”

  1. Hands up who wants to give jihadi john a job….? I think he would prefer the catering industry….carving and barbecuing are his specialist areas………

  2. This doesn’t look good for Kerry’s State Department. But to try to give Ms. Harf every benefit of the doubt, she was not allowed to give her fully-rehearsed talking points because the host, Chris Matthews, continually interrupts her. But then, you don’t go on MSNBC’s “Hardball” without the expectation of being constantly interrupted.

      1. I agree with you, but I suspect it’s not personal with her, but rather with the actual policy coming out of the State Department. I missed her appearance this morning on “Morning Joe” because I try to watch the program on the days when the host, Joe Scarborough, doesn’t actually appear on his own program.

        1. Haha. I linked the video for you if you want to watch. Unfortunately Joe is there.

          Harf is the quintessential campaign hack. I think it’s both personal belief and personal desire to push the company line at all costs. She gets praised in certain circles for the latter and that reaffirms her belief that what she is doing is right- and helps her career as long as her party keeps winning. Once she eventually hitches her wagon to the wrong horse she’ll be just another cable news “analyst” called in just to push the party line. She’ll have zero credibility but unless cable news drastically changes its presentation style in coming years, she’ll have plenty of work.

    1. she was on blitzer last night and said that most people didnt understand her “nuanced” argument

      nothing nuanced about it….state is filled with dopes

      1. Maybe the State Department needs to pull back on it’s media campaign on this subject. Ms. Harf is not having her representatives book her appearances on these cable news shows. She is not some talking head, or an author with a book to plug; she’s a State Department spokesperson. I agree it’s not so much the messenger that’s the problem; it’s the message.

  3. Life, the universe and everything through the lens of a narrow-minded bourgeois mindset. The Jihadis would have a good laugh at her expense before raping and killing her.

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