State Department’s Marie Harf: Giving ISIS Jobs Is The Solution, Not Killing Them
According to State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf, the way to defeat a bunch of terrorists out to take over the world through murder and mayhem is not to kill them first.
It’s about getting them jobs.
Seriously, I am beginning to believe the State Department finds their spokespeople off Craigslist.
Or perhaps she has a point, and the root cause of ISIS’ actions is the desire to be gainfully employed. Here are some suggestions for possible employment opportunities.
(warning: some images are disturbing, although nothing graphically violent)
Children Show’s Host
Fast Food Attendant