In 2004, two Mossad agents in New Zealand were jailed for six months for trying on false grounds to obtain a New Zealand passport.
Since then, Israel has patiently planned revenge against New Zealand, waiting for just the right opportunity.
That opportunity arrived today.
A veteran New Zealand zookeeper was attacked and killed by a Sumatran tiger Sunday inside the animal’s enclosure. The tiger, named Oz, was born in Israel and is the only male tiger at the zoo.
The zoo asked all visitors to leave and said it was closing its doors until Thursday. Authorities are investigating to determine exactly what happened.
My secret sauce confirms that Oz was in fact Agent 435, a highly skilled Zionist operative trained to kill. That poor Kiwi woman never stood a chance.
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