Palestinian Dies From Premature Explodation

AFP

There once was a man named Mashraqa

Who apparently ran out of luck-a

Attempted an escalation

Premature explodation

Guess he took too much Viagra

A Palestinian man was killed on Monday night when a grenade intended to be used to harm Israeli soldiers near the West Bank city of Hebron apparently detonated prematurely while still in his hands, according to Palestinian news agency Ma’an.

The man was identified as Muhannad Mashraqa by another Palestinian at the scene of the explosion, according to the report.

The IDF discovered the body after receiving a report saying a road block made up of rocks was set up near Hursa, southwest of Hebron. Soldiers from an IDF unit sent to the area heard a blast, and in searches found the body of the Palestinian man.

“An initial check of the incident found that the Palestinian was killed by a grenade that he tried to hurl at a military vehicle,” the IDF Spokesperson’s Unit said

 

5 thoughts on “Palestinian Dies From Premature Explodation”

  1. Thank G-d he didn’t succeed. I expect they’ll be claiming that the soldiers used excessive/ disproportionate force and shot him, causing him to explode. They will say that the IDF should allow these cretins to throw grenades at them to be, you know, proportional.

      1. I was just making it up, but this from the link in this post:

        A Palestinian hospital official said the 23-year-old man was showered in shrapnel and also shot in the head, though the military said it had not shot him.
        The Islamic Jihad militant group named him as Diyaa Abdul Halim Talahmeh, claimed him as one of its members and said he had been shot dead by the soldiers.

        Just take out the bit about the military denying that they shot him and hey presto!

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