Following on from the exclusive intercepted communication to Ban Ki Moon, my new sauce, ElleS, has unearthed this private communication between a German crane manufacture and the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei!
Nov. 26, 2015
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Supreme leader
Islamic Republic of Iran
Dear Supreme Leader,
The attraction of money and sex is indeed corrupting.
Let’s deal with money first.
In 2012, your Department of justice ordered 127 cranes for the purpose of publically hanging criminals and dissidents. We delivered the cranes to your government in good working order. The condition of the cranes was certified by one of your officials Mahmood Hfaaaaar.
So far we have not received payment for these cranes. Our repeated reminders to pay your account have not been acknowledged. We are seriously considering turning your account over to a collection agency called Mossad Collections Inc. Their slogan is “debts never go unpaid.”
We sincerely hope that your government will settle this account post haste. Thank you for using good German made cranes.
Albert Shpeer,
Managing director
Third Reich Crane Fabricators GmbH
Hamburg Germany
