In a surprising move, the World Zionist Movement unanimously decided to end all its operations after a user posted a picture of Neturei Karta activists in the comments section of their official Facebook page.
“A user posted a picture of Jews protesting against Israel and we were just rendered speechless. ‘How could this be?’ We thought. Jews are all unanimous in their decisions so it simply didn’t connect.”
Further comments suggested the photos may have been doctored. Casting doubt that these were actually Jews, but further analysis confirmed that these activists were wearing Jew hats and spoke a Germanic language called “Jewish”. The analysis went on to explain that Neturei Karta activists are the “real” Jews. All one hundred of them. The other 16 million Jews in the world are in fact, fake.
Anti-Israel internet users also learned a valuable tip when arguing with Zionists. Simply posting a picture of these guys will show any pro-Israel individual or group that as Orthodox Jews who are against Israel, they must speak for all Jews and they are undeniably correct.
*Haha April fools day 2! Yes I missed the Shabbat deadline so April 1 has been extended by a day.
“a Germanic language called “Jewish”” AHAHAHA
surely you mean Yiddish lol
I believe it was intentional – to sound more ridiculous.
yiddish is yiddish for jewish
When I was a kid some 60 years ago, everyone I knew referred to it the language as Jewish. It wasn’t until I was about 11 or 12 that I found out Yiddish was the same thing.
Someone recently tweeted one of those “real Jews” pics, so I tweeted ’em back Annett Haskia as a “real Muslim”. Oooooh, they got upset….