The Arab media is reporting that former Lebanese porn star Mia Khalifa (she is still Lebanese, just no longer porning on camera) is set to visit Israel at the invitation of Naftali Bennett – Israeli Minister of Economy and her lover!
I would like to put those rumors to bed: Naftali is not the Minister of Economy – he is Minister of Education. Oh yeah, and there is no chance in hell he would be sleeping with Ms Khaifa.
So where did this bathsh*t crazy rumor come from? Last year a parody site posted she apologized to her fans on Facebook after it was revealed that the fourth man in one her most recent recordings was actually an Israeli citizen. And another parody site posted that Bennett called for a search for a star in Israel after pictures of Khalifa briefly topped social media searches.
Although..
Just this week I posted this.
And now the rumor has appeared.
I have already been blamed for the infamous Mr Bean conversion to Islam rumor and a water blood libel, so it’s only a matter of time before I am blamed for this.
