You can’t make this stuff..ehh..up.
Egyptian member of parliament Elhamy Agina has encouraged women to undergo female genital mutilation (FGM) to “reduce their sexual desires” to match that of Egypt’s “sexually weak” men, Parlmany reported.
“We are a population whose men suffer from sexual weakness, which is evident because Egypt is among the biggest consumers of sexual stimulants that only the weak will consume,” Agina said. “If we stop FGM, we will need strong men and we don’t have men of that sort.”
The parliamentarian, who hails from Daqahliya, said that it is therefore better for women to undergo FGM because it “reduces a woman’s sexual appetite” and women should “stand by their men” in order for life to proceed smoothly.
Seems a tad unfair the women should be standing by their men, especially considering it’s the men’s inability to stand which is apparently the issue.
A much easier solution would be to just ban hamburgers.
In other news, the man claiming Egyptian men have a hard time getting it up is named Agina.
Update: Incidentally, check out the picture in the ad served up with the report.
Strangely appropriate.
