Ayatollah Khamenei Claims Objectification Of Women Is A Zionist Plot


Earlier today, Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei tweeted:

We’re speculating, but the most likely reason he would tweet such a statement is because of course he would.

This tweet seems pretty in-line with Linda Sarsour’s statement declaring that feminism and Zionism are incompatible. (To which the entire board at WIZO said, “well what the heck were we doing for the last century?”)

But with great stupidity comes great responsibility… to respond with snappy tweets. Here are the greatest hits:

First a showcase of the female Zionists of the last century:


To the head conspirators just catching on…

The Scooby Doo ending…

If Judaism is one of the world’s oldest religions then we must’ve invented the world’s oldest profession, right?


And some good old fashioned trolling:

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