Earlier today, Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei tweeted:
Designating women as goods & means of pleasure in western world, most probably, is among Zionists’ plots to destroy human community.
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) March 19, 2017
We’re speculating, but the most likely reason he would tweet such a statement is because of course he would.
This tweet seems pretty in-line with Linda Sarsour’s statement declaring that feminism and Zionism are incompatible. (To which the entire board at WIZO said, “well what the heck were we doing for the last century?”)
But with great stupidity comes great responsibility… to respond with snappy tweets. Here are the greatest hits:
First a showcase of the female Zionists of the last century:
Margaret Thatcher has something to tell you.. pic.twitter.com/HKBRG9zfo4
— Sacha Roytman (@SachaRoytman) March 19, 2017
"Shut up, Khamenei." IDF soldiers pic.twitter.com/100iqhKWaE
— Sacha Roytman (@SachaRoytman) March 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/Ostrov_A/status/843495761123971074
Huh? More like Supreme Court Justices, Military officers, innovators, parliamentarians, ambassadors, a bank governor & a Prime Minister. https://t.co/i1XiU7l171
— ארתור לֶנק آرثر لينك (@ArthurLenk) March 19, 2017
To the head conspirators just catching on…
Is THAT what I'm supposed to be doing? God damn it, I never get the orders in time from World Zionist Headquarters.https://t.co/RNWABQD50s
— PreOccupied Territory (@POTerritory) March 19, 2017
The Scooby Doo ending…
You've discovered our secret! And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. https://t.co/cC5ZLDnBNB
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) March 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/zeevs/status/843507662226644996
If Judaism is one of the world’s oldest religions then we must’ve invented the world’s oldest profession, right?
https://twitter.com/MorganCarlston/status/843458894995357698
You see, Linda Sarsour, if you'd just made the argument in a warm and cuddly way, everybody would have agreed with you https://t.co/yoVBCHONjV
— David Hazony (@davidhazony) March 19, 2017
And some good old fashioned trolling:
.@khamenei_ir we would like to deliver a measured and thoughtful response to you Mr Khamenei… pic.twitter.com/iGMJYjLTro
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) March 19, 2017
— Ari Ingel (@OGAride) March 19, 2017