Cloudy With A Chance of Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theories


Old and busted: “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

New hotness: “Was your father a Zionist? Cause someone stole the clouds in the sky!”

Meanwhile Trayon White has accused Iran’s Jalali of stealing his conspiracy theory.

: Apparently Jalali got his hands on this footage of one of our agents in action.

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An Aussie immigrant to Israel, David Lange is founder and managing editor of Israellycool. He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and single malt whisky.