Cloudy With A Chance of Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theories
Old and busted: “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
New hotness: “Was your father a Zionist? Cause someone stole the clouds in the sky!”
Is there an Olympics for idiocy and conspiracy theorists? Commander Jalali of Iran's Revolutionary Guards Corps has accused Israel of stealing Iranian clouds and causing drought! pic.twitter.com/CuNUYJJDnY
— Maziar Bahari (@maziarbahari) July 2, 2018
Meanwhile Trayon White has accused Iran’s Jalali of stealing his conspiracy theory.
Update: Apparently Jalali got his hands on this footage of one of our agents in action.