Cloudy With A Chance of Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theories

Old and busted: “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

New hotness: “Was your father a Zionist? Cause someone stole the clouds in the sky!”

Meanwhile Trayon White has accused Iran’s Jalali of stealing his conspiracy theory.

Update
: Apparently Jalali got his hands on this footage of one of our agents in action.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media