Cloudy With A Chance of Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theories

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Old and busted: “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

New hotness: “Was your father a Zionist? Cause someone stole the clouds in the sky!”



Meanwhile Trayon White has accused Iran’s Jalali of stealing his conspiracy theory.

Update
: Apparently Jalali got his hands on this footage of one of our agents in action.

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A lawyer by education, David Lange - founder and managing editor of Israellycool - found his calling in advocating for Israel and the Jewish people. He is available for public speaking engagements.