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A Flower and a Bullet, a Palestinian Fighter's Present to His Wife

Before the Palestinian martyr Sha'ban Abukhater married his wife Safa', he gave her a bullet and a flower. He said, "The flower is the start of our journey, and the bullet is its end."

Posted by Quds News Network on Sunday, July 22, 2018

At least he was true to his promise – he was killed by a bullet.

Then again, he was never going to die after slipping in the bathtub as an old man.


Shame he wasn’t a lover rather than Abukhater.

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