Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
Oh, to be a fly on the wall! I can only imagine how the conversation went, or at least part of it…
Ocasio-Cortez: So Mr Corbyn..
Corbyn: Please, call me Jeremy.
Ocasio-Cortez: Ok, Jeremy, I was wondering if you could educate me on the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. It is not something we discussed over dinner growing up, and the Zionists have latched on to this to try and portray me as ignorant. And I know you are very knowledgeable on it.
Corbyn: Yes, those J..I mean Zionists can be a nasty bunch. But don’t worry, you have come to the right place.
Ocasio-Cortez: Thanks Jeremy.
Corbyn: My pleasure Alexandra. I heard you were consulting with activists, and I think that is the correct approach. I have my own group of activists I consult with on this important issue.
Ocasio-Cortez: Thanks Jeremy.
Corbyn: Also, when mourning some of your deceased activist friends, play it safe and do so in private.
Ocasio-Cortez: Will do. Anything else?
Corbyn: Yes, try not to come to the attention of Uri Geller.
Ocasio-Cortez: Got it.
Corbyn: Glad I could help! I actually wanted to ask you something too…
Ocasio-Cortez: Of course, Jeremy. Anything.
Corbyn: I love your teeth! Who’s your dentist?
