When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Spoke With Jeremy Corbyn

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Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall! I can only imagine how the conversation went, or at least part of it…



Ocasio-Cortez: So Mr Corbyn..

Corbyn: Please, call me Jeremy.

Ocasio-Cortez: Ok, Jeremy, I was wondering if you could educate me on the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. It is not something we discussed over dinner growing up, and the Zionists have latched on to this to try and portray me as ignorant. And I know you are very knowledgeable on it.

Corbyn: Yes, those J..I mean Zionists can be a nasty bunch. But don’t worry, you have come to the right place.

Ocasio-Cortez: Thanks Jeremy.

Corbyn: My pleasure Alexandra. I heard you were consulting with activists, and I think that is the correct approach. I have my own group of activists I consult with on this important issue.

Ocasio-Cortez: Thanks Jeremy.

Corbyn: Also, when mourning some of your deceased activist friends, play it safe and do so in private.

Ocasio-Cortez: Will do. Anything else?

Corbyn: Yes, try not to come to the attention of Uri Geller.

Ocasio-Cortez: Got it.

Corbyn: Glad I could help! I actually wanted to ask you something too…

Ocasio-Cortez: Of course, Jeremy. Anything.

Corbyn: I love your teeth! Who’s your dentist?

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