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Latest Batsh*t Crazy Conspiracy Theory: A Jewish Fizzy Ramadan Surprise

You can’t make this stuff up – except they do.

A man speaking in Urdu talks about the importance of not having fizzy drinks to open your fast.

He goes on to say cold and fizzy drinks can have a negative effect on your long-term health and could even cause death.

But then a link is made to the fact that many of the major fizzy drinks companies are owned and run by Jews. The speaker also claims that according to the Quran, Muslims are not permitted to have relations or friendships with Jews in any way.

It further adds that during the month of Ramadan they have ‘purposely planned’ to increase the gas content in fizzy drinks so whoever consumes them will be affected.

No explanation of the fact that Jews, Christians and others also buy fizzy drinks. Unless we have an ingenious way of only affecting Muslim consumers of the Zionist Death Fizz.TM

Alternatively, these antisemitic conspiracy theorists really need to drink…a steaming hot cup of STFU.

Update: Adam Sandler knew.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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