Hamas’ Latest Death by Klutz


Hamas has announced the death of one of their own, Mohammed Farid Klob, who was killed “as a result of a weapon error.” Apparently, his weapon went off while he was cleaning it.

(It’s a shame he wasn’t killed as a result of rocket, because then there would be a projectile dysfunction joke in there somewhere).

This isn’t the first time a Hamashole has died death by klutz. Last year, senior Hamashole Imad Al-Alami reportedly did the same thing.

Hamas really might want to consider hiring gun cleaning contractors

Here’s to many more such work accidents.

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An Aussie immigrant to Israel, David Lange is founder and managing editor of Israellycool. He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and single malt whisky.