Those Crazy Time-Travelling Mossad Agents and Their Diabolical Assassination Mission

Imam Ali, the cousin and son-in-law of Muhammad, is considered by Shia Muslims to be the first Imam, the rightful religious and political successor to Muhammad. He died in 661, after being struck in the back of the head with a poisoned sword by a Kharijite (‘Seceder’) named Abd al-Rahman ibn Muljam while praying in the mosque of Kufa. And he was apparently motivated to do so by a beautiful woman called Qatam.

What the history books won’t tell you – but Iraqi Shiite Militia Leader Qais Al-Khazali does – is Qatam was actually a Mossad-recruited prostitute sent back in time just to entice the killer (who he calls Abd Al-Satan Ibn Criminal – subtle!).

It is not clear why we went to all that trouble to kill one man, especially since he got on well with the Jews. I mean surely we could have gone back in time to kill people like Hitler and Stalin? But who am I to question the Mossad.

Of course, I guess there is always the possibility that Qais Al-Khazali himself is actually a Mossad agent sent from the future in order to say really stupid sh*t in order to make his followers look like nincompoops.


David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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