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Cynthia Hodges And The Demonic Jewish Aliens

Meet Cynthia Hodges, a far-right author and conspiracy theorist who is advancing the claim that Jews are aliens:

Think David Chappelle, but without the attempt to be funny.

So let’s get this straight. We are aliens from another planet, who are terraforming the planet (which means to modify it to a more habitable atmosphere, temperature or ecology), yet have been here for thousands of years. Longest. Terraform. Ever.

We are also poisoning people so we can sell toxic vaccines, again after having been here for thousands of years. I would like to think if we were really as conniving and evil as she claims, we could have gotten our act together and done this all way quicker. But who am I to argue with a cat lady (c’mon you know it, she even has legal contracts regarding animal law on her website).

As for the claim we possess humans, here I was thinking we are shapeshifters.

Speaking of which, Hodges herself has undergone quite an appearance change over the years:

But don’t blame it on aliens. Hatred will do this to a person.

Speaking of which, the award for Most Evil-Looking Person to Call Others Evil goes to…

evil cynthia hodges

By the way, you have to love how she drops “Thanks and have a great day” like that at the end, after spouting her batsh*t crazy conspiracy theories. Although I think “That’s all folks!” would have been more fitting.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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