Meet Cynthia Hodges, a far-right author and conspiracy theorist who is advancing the claim that Jews are aliens:
WATCH Far-right author, Cynthia Hodges shares her latest conspiracy theory about Jews. 👽Its Out of This World👽 pic.twitter.com/UUtSVdkfPE
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Think David Chappelle, but without the attempt to be funny.
So let’s get this straight. We are aliens from another planet, who are terraforming the planet (which means to modify it to a more habitable atmosphere, temperature or ecology), yet have been here for thousands of years. Longest. Terraform. Ever.
We are also poisoning people so we can sell toxic vaccines, again after having been here for thousands of years. I would like to think if we were really as conniving and evil as she claims, we could have gotten our act together and done this all way quicker. But who am I to argue with a cat lady (c’mon you know it, she even has legal contracts regarding animal law on her website).
As for the claim we possess humans, here I was thinking we are shapeshifters.
Speaking of which, Hodges herself has undergone quite an appearance change over the years:

But don’t blame it on aliens. Hatred will do this to a person.
Speaking of which, the award for Most Evil-Looking Person to Call Others Evil goes to…

By the way, you have to love how she drops “Thanks and have a great day” like that at the end, after spouting her batsh*t crazy conspiracy theories. Although I think “That’s all folks!” would have been more fitting.
