With Roger Waters back on the market, I thought I’d help him out with some ideas for possible love interests.
Here are my top candidates for him.
Hannah Mermelstein
Age: ? (my guess is 40+)
Occupation: Activist and aspiring radical librarian
Pluses for Roger: Hates Israel
Minuses for Roger: May not be into men; Has moobs
Mira Bar Hillel
Age: ? (my guess is 70+)
Occupation: Freelance journalist
Pluses for Roger: Hates Israel
Minuses for Roger: Has a pottymouth
Medea Benjamin
Age: 64
Occupation: Code Pink founder
Pluses for Roger: Hates Israel
Minuses for Roger: Likes to talk over men
Judy the Inflatable Doll
Age: NA
Occupation: Joy giver
Pluses for Roger: Inflatable
Minuses for Roger: Does not hate Israel
