Another Terror Attack, Another Ordinary Hero Is Born

Today we experienced yet another terror attack, this time in Petah Tikva, where a palestinian terorist – in Israel working illegally – stabbed a man in the neck.

Alas, it was not the terrorist’s day. Besides clearly denting his prospects to get a job in this town again, his victim was an Israeli Arab, an Egged bus driver in fact. Because, apartheid.

And the terrorist was stopped before he could do more damage. Apparently by a pizzeria worker who hit him with a pizza tray!

Regular readers may recall that this is not the first time an ordinary Israeli has done the extraordinary to stop a terrorist.

We’ve already had Nunchuk Man

Umbrella Man 

Selfie Stick Man

Barber Chair Man

Guitar Man

Aluminum Rod Man

And Sewing Machine Posse

Time for this graphic to be updated:

9 thoughts on “Another Terror Attack, Another Ordinary Hero Is Born”

  1. I’m happier about “handgun man” and “assault rifle man”, personally. We’ve got a lot of those, but not enough apparently, if our citizens must resort to such crude means.

    1. No matter how many conventional weapons people have, sometimes other things are *right at hand*. I’ll take them *all*!

  2. God bless Israel, man, the good guys . we are!!! and if God almighty is with us, who can be against us!!!!!

  3. ahad_ha_amoratsim

    Dave, please re-post the video with the self-defense tips involving nunchaku made from candlesticks and armor made from cutting boards.

  4. He should have taken his knife from the terrorist (after he hit him with the block of wood) and slit his throat.

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