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Gaza Bicycle Race, The Song

Inspired by this report and sung to the tune of Queen’s Bicycle Race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Obama I say white
Clinton I say bite
You say shark I say Haniyeh
Jews were never my scene
And I don’t like scarf wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
Or other car of your choice
You say fun I say goat
I don’t believe in Jewish state
Palestine, how long we wait
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races aren’t coming your way
Don’t forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls won’t be riding today
So look out for the vice squad oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say Abbas I say bought
You say Zahar I say wart
Goldstone I say war crime, man
I don’t like the President of America
Mannequin you say tease
Carter I say please
Dhimmi tax I say great
I don’t wanna be a candidate
For suicide or detonate
Cos all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

About the author

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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