Last time on Deadliest Warrior, we saw the Israeli commando taken on the US Navy Seal. If you thought that was a close battle, wait until you see the season 3 opener:
Hamashole Mahmoud Al-Zaha’s hideous wart
vs
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi’s hideous mole
I think I just lost my breakfast…which I didnt even have yet.
Al-Zaha actually has two warts, so he seems to have the edge in 'quantity' of growths, but Gaddafiduck's mole does have the oil wealth of Libya to back it up, so it is probably a 'qualitatively' superior facial growth. Yes, this is definitely a close one…. I suppose to break this tie we'd need to figure out which person is, overall, less human than living wart/mole?
Never mind, I think we've got a tie….
Holy moley!
Yes, nice to mole you… MEET you! Nice to meet your mole! Don’t say mole… I said mole.
I’m gonna cut it off, chop it up, and make some guacaMOLE!!
Ewwwww! Funny, but icky.