- BDS really stands for Butch Dykes Singing.
- BDSers and “peace” protesters are against some forms of violence. For instance, they are not happy about being hit by the ugly stick.
- I used to be all for BDSers themselves boycotting Israeli products, until I realized that would mean them being naked and not using penicillin.
- In a bid to get back at the BDS crowd, I plan on boycotting butch, tone-deaf women.
- One of the real reasons BDSers hate Israel is because Israel is full of ridiculously good-looking people, and the BDSers…well.
- The main similarities between BDSers and the weather in Israel are both involve a lot of hot air and a very small chance of showers.
- Will Hung once wanted to join a BDS flashmob but was rejected, since they felt his singing and dancing was way too good and he would just make the rest of them look bad.
- Many BDS women steal Israeli products from the shelves in the very hope that they are sent to a women’s prison.
- Many organizations the BDS movement, including Code Pink, Jews Against Settlements and Moobs for Palestine.
- BDS harbor a particular hatred for Ahava beauty products. Heck, they harbor a particular hatred for beautiful people.
