Hot on the heels of Alef comes the latest in ridiculous celebrity names.
After months of speculation, David and Victoria Beckham have announced they have decided to call their little girl Harper Seven Beckham.
David confirmed the news on his Facebook page after he and wife Victoria welcomed the baby, who weighed 7lb 10oz, at 7.55am yesterday morning.
The footballer wrote: ‘I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA.
The Seven in the name is believed to be a reference to David’s football number when he played for Manchester United and England, while the Harper could be referring to Harper’s Bazaar magazine or perhaps To Kill A Mockingbird author Harper Lee.
I don’t have a problem with Harper, but Seven? Who could dream up such a name?
Oh, wait.