All you need is a photo of Israeli President Shimon Peres within “striking distance” of a woman, and you have a caption opportunity too good to refuse.

Alternative caption: “What is George Costanza doing behind me?”
Update: Ezzie points out in the comments that the photo is no laughing matter. Here is the real caption:
“At a rehearsal for the Independence Day ceremony to take place at the President’s Residence Thursday in Jerusalem, Shimon Peres speaks to an IDF soldier who lost her parents and three of her siblings in a terrorist attack. (photo credit: Miriam Alster/Flash90)”
Apologies for the oversight.