It was a weird time for Khaled and Ismail’s bodyguards to get amorous with their bosses. But the Hamas leaders seemed to be enjoying it.

Old and busted: Pet rocks. New hotness: Pet rockets

“The Zionists stole my home. And my teeth!”

Holding on to an electric pole with one hand. Oh Darwin Award, how he wants you so.

Future so bright, he’s got to wear shades
