If Israel Haters Were Star Wars Characters

Richard Silverstein

I have made the comparison before between Silverstein and Obi Wan.

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Obi Wan Kenobody

But there are other contenders.

Admiral Akhbar

For a start, there’s the googly eyed resemblance.

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Silverbar

Then there’s the fact Admiral Akhbar has the signature line “It’s a trap!” – whereas Silverstein time and again falls for traps and spoofs.

And finally, if Silverstein got his way, we’d all be saying “Allahu Akbar.”

Jar Jar Binks

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Jar Jar Douche

Again, there’s the resemblance. Both have trouble pronouncing words properly, and both are highly annoying.

Max Blumenthal

This one’s simple. With Blumenthal’s track record in harassing people, he’s Dr Cornelius Evazan of Mos Eisley Cantina.

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Of course he’s hanging out with scum and villainy.

Plus given he hearts Hamas, it would seem he wants us dead.

He doesn’t like us. We don’t like him either.

David Sheen

He’s bald and kind of a second grade bad guy, playing second fiddle to the more infamous ones. He’s Lobot!

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Greta Berlin

Greta Berlin is the Mos Eisley Cantina band leader, given she hangs out with scum and villainy, and leads a band as well – a band of evil fools (Free Gaza). Plus given her botched plastic surgery, there’s definitely a resemblance.

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Jimmy Carter

As I have noted before, Peanut Boy is Palpatine all the way.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media