A group of leftists have released a fake press release, lampooning those who staged a protest against Linda Sarsour’s CUNY speaking engagement.
This was Sarsour’s reaction to it:
And what was the exact content of this “hilarious” and “great” prank?
Chanting their iconic slogan, “We’re sore; Sarsour supports terror! Never ever!” scores of excitable activists gathered today to reject the terrorism, violence and un-American-ness of Brooklyn native Linda Sarsour, a known Palestinian directly linked to areas where there are Muslims who have likely read about people who support violent terrorism against America.
New York State Assemblyman Dov Hikind commanded the crowd, shouting, “Sarsour wants to impose sharia law and Muslim values on us, instead of the true American, Christian values that the Jews came here to have imposed on them!”
Hikind joined event organizers Pamela Geller and Milo Yiannopoulos to denounce Linda Sarsour and to announce the extraordinary new partnership between the American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI) — the organization Geller runs alongside Robert Spencer, the Jewish Defence League (JDL) and Yiannopoulos’s North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA). The groups announced their shared commitment to returning America to its patriotic roots — the core values that will make our country great again — to freedom from left-wing tyranny, freedom from Islamic terror, and freedom from oppressive age of consent laws.
“When Linda Sarsour raised over $125,000 from Muslims to repair vandalized Jewish cemeteries earlier this year, what were her real motives?” asked Geller from the stage. “Sure, on the surface it looks like a loving gesture towards the Jewish community, but think about it — what is that money really for? It’s to buy headstones! $125,000 worth of stone that could have been used to build a great, beautiful wall on our southern border. Is there nothing these people won’t do to destroy America!?”
AFDI co-founder Robert Spencer added, “And isn’t it more traditional for Jews to be cremated or buried in mass graves? That’s been my understanding from my…many Jewish friends. You really have to wonder whether this whole so-called fundraiser was a fraud. It’s hard to disprove. We just have to get back to a place before the age-of-consent-obsessed fascists of the Left had perverted the original, glorious values of fascism.”
“We can and we must end Linda Sarsour’s violent terrorism,” said JDL leader Irv Rubin, who joined the rally via videoconference from his prison cell where he is serving a 20-year sentence for attempting to bomb a mosque and Congressman Darrell Issa’s office.
“This is how we make America great again. We have to protect traditional American values from Sarsour’s sharia Law,” said Milo Yiannopoulos last night, before the event. Speaking from a bathtub filled with blood at #DaddyWillSaveUs, a pro-Trump art gallery opening, he continued, “This is one of the countless reasons why I hate the Left: their one-size-fits-all policing of culture, their arbitrary and oppressive idea of ‘consent.’ As I’ve stated previously, pedophilia is not a sexual attraction to somebody who is 13 years old and sexually mature. Pedophilia is attraction to children who have not reached puberty, who do not have functioning sex organs yet, who have not gone through puberty. President Trump understands this — I think that’s pretty clear. So why won’t the Left and the Muslims tell the truth about what is and isn’t real pedophilia? What is their agenda? Why do they hate our freedom so much?”
“Islam is about terror and hate,” concluded New York State Assemblyman Dov Hikind. “We cannot permit a tiny group with no resources to inflict violence and terror on the powerful majority. America is about the opposite of that. These are the values that I learned from my mentor, Meir Kahane. They are the values I stood up for when I called on the NYPD to search the belongings of Muslims on the subway; they are the values that I stood up for when I once called gay marriage the first step towards incest; they are the values that I stand for every day. A couple months ago, I even tried to explain this to the Blacks in the language they understand — basketball — but the politically correct, Jew-controlled media doesn’t have a sense of humor. They just publish fake news.”
Making light about legitimate concerns of terrorism emanating from the Muslim community? Check
Making light of the Holocaust and pogroms of Jews? Check
Perpetuating stereotypes of Jewish control of the media? Check
This is hilarious? Perhaps to someone who truly hates Jews underneath the “only” anti-Zionist facade.
Hat tip: Kweansmom