Latest Iranian Conspiracy Theory: Zionist Alcohol Factories of Doomᵀᴹ

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According to this Iranian journalist, Brig. Gen. Mohammad Reza Naqdi, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Deputy Commander for Cultural and Social Affairs, has accused Israel of establishing alcoholic drink factories near the Iranian borders, and is giving them to smugglers for free in order to be distributed across Iran.

I know what you are thinking: sounds a bit convoluted and complicated a plan. But, hey, we’ve been apparently stealing their clouds and snow, so this is child’s play.

Alternatively, Mr Naqdi really should stay off the drugs.



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An Aussie immigrant to Israel, David Lange is founder and managing editor of Israellycool. He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and single malt whisky.