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A Flock of Code Pinkers

Ariel Gold and her fellow Code Pinkers are on another trip to Iran to demonstrate their tireless commitment to dhimmitude. And with just a few adjustments, Ariel can sing this wildly popular song by A Flock of Seagulls from the early days of MTV. Come to think of it, a flock of seagulls is actually far more pleasant to listen to than a flock of Code Pinkers.

[to the tune of “I Ran”, 1982]

The mullahs are in ecstasy
They never thought they’d meet a girl like me
Meet a girl like me

I’m such a useful idiot
I’ll only see what they want me to see
What they want me to see

In Iran, I wear hijab all day
In Iran, I won’t ask why they hang kids
Just for being gay

I am the perfect as-a-Jew
I support Iran and Hamas too
Iran and Hamas too

I’m here to promote human rights
But I won’t bring up Evin Prison
Won’t bring up Evin Prison

In Iran, I wear hijab all day
In Iran, I won’t ask why they hang kids
Just for being gay

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