Code Pinker Ariel Gold has reacted to news that Ben & Jerry’s Israel is coming out with a new flavor made for the upcoming elections.
Her decision to highlight this of all stories to smear Israel with the “apartheid” label is one of her stupider moments (which is saying a lot), given the elections in Israel – where Arabs can vote, have their own parties and members of Knesset – are one of the biggest proofs that claims of Israel being an “apartheid” state are total rubbish.
It did get me thinking, though, of possible flavors to represent Ariel Gold.
- Sweet F All – plain ice cream, representing her brain cells
- Puttin’ on the Ditz – Neapolitan ice cream covered in sprinkles, to represent her inability to focus
- Fool’s Gold – Vanilla ice cream with bits of yellow cake to represent the other type mined by her beloved Iran
- Nutty Karta – White and dark chocolate ice cream peppered with nuts, in commemoration of this classic moment
- Mussel Food – renaming of the current flavor ‘Phish Food’
- HypoKit – vanilla with bits of KitKat to highlight her double standards