A fire has broken out aboard Goblin Greta Thunberg’s Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza, and those aboard (and abroad) are claiming a drone strike:
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Greta Thunberg’s “Freedom Flotilla” has gone up in flames — after reportedly being hit by a drone strike. pic.twitter.com/QvpJOER3Ue
BREAKING: Greta’s Gaza “flotilla” says their boat was targeted by a drone that dropped explosives off Tunisia.
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Video shows fire and chaos onboard.
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Nope.
Houcem Eddine Jebabli, a spokesman for Tunisia’s national guard, said their investigation was “ongoing” but “no drones have been detected.”
“According to preliminary findings, a fire broke out in the life jackets on board a ship anchored 50 miles from the port of Sidi Bou Said,” he said.
Reports of a drone are “completely unfounded,” the national guard said in a statement on its official Facebook page, suggesting that the fire may have been caused by a cigarette.
Golly, Gaza flotilla members making stuff up. Who’d have thunk it?
Causing a fire themselves also seems like something these braniacs would do.
If it turns out that it was from a cigarette, my guess is Greta was trying to hold in one fart too many and let one rip while a fellow passenger went to light theirs.
Other possibilities include”KOK” Ken O’Keefe ending up on board, and causing the fire after lighting his meth, and Irish participants Liam Cunningham and Tadhg Hickey getting drunk and accidentally setting off a flare.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter whether it was dodgy wiring, cheap cigarettes, or the collective IQ of the shipmates dipping below sea level. What is clear is that these “humanitarian heroes” are once again proving they’re better at generating headlines than aid.
