In case you missed it, goblin Greta Thunberg and her merry band of misfits are heading back to “break the siege” for a third time.
Because the first two times were so successful.
This one is called the Global Sumud Flotilla; I can only assume “Sumud” is the way that Greta pronounces “sandwich”.
Rather than one selfie boat, this one will contain around 20. Which means Israel will practically need to order a catering company when they are inevitably stopped and sent packing.

Besides Greta Thunburg, participants this time reportedly include actors Susan Sarandon (aka the Wokey Horror) and Liam “not so” Cunningham. One notable omission seems to be as-a-Jew me-tooer Jacob “Ham” Berger, who probably has a restraining order taken out preventing him from boarding.
Greta was actually challenged by a Sky News reporter, who asked her what her message to Hamas – who are still holding hostages – would be. Her refusal to properly answer the question speaks volumes.
Goblin @GretaThunberg and her merry band of misfits are heading back to “break the siege” of Gaza for a third time.
— David Lange (@Israellycool) September 1, 2025
Watch as Goblin Girl was asked by a Sky News Reporter what her message to Hamas – who are still holding hostages – would be.
Her non-response speaks volumes. pic.twitter.com/pagLkAzoab
So there you have it: a circus at sea, starring has-beens, wannabes, and useful idiots. They’ll wave for the cameras, pose for their social-media followers, and then get free rides courtesy of the Israeli Navy and El Al. Meanwhile, the hostages in Gaza remain forgotten -because for Greta & Co., grandstanding always trumps morality.