Back in 2021, I wrote how Roger Waters had tied the knot for the fifth time to someone 35 years younger than himself.

As I remarked at the time
Antisemitic rock’n’roll BDS-hole Roger Waters is a married man. And he’s hoping the fifth time is a charm!
Spoiler alert: It wasn’t.
Roger Waters is ending his marriage.
The former Pink Floyd rocker, 83, filed for divorce from wife Kamilah Chavis in New York Supreme Court on Tuesday, Nov. 10, according to court records viewed by PEOPLE.
The case is listed as a contested divorce filing, meaning one or more issues between the former couple remain unresolved.
Hopefully she is still a “keeper” – of half his net worth.
The question now is whether he’ll go for number six. I can imagine him – being someone who loves dolls and drink – passing the time with an inflatable lover while drowning his sorrows.

But I love the idea of him finding a sixth wife: a nice golddigger to take him to the cleaners before he ends up pushing up the daisies.
Call me a romantic.