Roseanne Barr: I Am a Better Shot Than Sarah Palin

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Roseanne Barr continues to cry for mental help on her blog, with her recent attention venom being turned to Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

In her latest post dedicated to Palin, Barr lets it be known she would like to kill her.

palin is perfect

for the republicans’ very first ever woman candidate! She has warped ethics, little concern for her family, and likes to draw down on endangered species from a helicopter, steal publicly owned property, and say anything she is paid enough to say.

She is an insult to american women. I would like to challenge sarah palin to a gun dual (sic) in a target practice setting!! I can shoot 100 times more accurately than she can, I just know it!

Perhaps, but Palin would have a much larger target to aim at.

Update: Reader Joseph thinks Barr is challenging Palin to a competition involving paper targets (rather than each other). I am still not sure.

Update: I’ve read it a few more times, and even consulted with the missus. I may have missed the mark on this one.

Meanwhile, here’s a joke Barr deemed fit to post twice.

What’s the difference between a pit bull and the now-famous hockey mom from the RNC?

One’s a vicious, jacked-up bitch that likes to kill animals,

The other one is a dog.

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  1. Joseph says:

    I think the deranged woman is suggesting a competition using paper targets. Thus, ‘a target practice setting.’

    That said, the real challenge is determine who would need the larger rounds. Barr may be hard to hit, but there’s a lot for a round to travel through to actually do any damage. On the other hand, Palin might be (relatively) small, but she’s a woman of steel – so you have to worry about the deflection hazard :)

  2. You could be right, although a duel is really combat between two people. And given Barr’s rants, I think my interpretation is still quite likely.

  3. Judah says:

    Agreed with Dave here. A duel is combat, and given Barr’s past statements, Dave’s interpretation is at least plausible if not likely.

  4. Joshua says:

    Well, I don’t want to give Roseanne credit (as I now hate her), but her Sarah Palin joke is right-on.

  5. ron says:

    Josha – yeah, fair is fair. It is a good joke. Whether accurate or not, I have no idea. But Palin did ask for it.

  6. Trish says:

    “Palin did ask for it”? I do hope that’s a joke.
    Palin’s not the vicious bitch in either of these pairs.

  7. Sarah says:

    Sarah Palin is a disgrace to the female gender!!

    I feel disgusted to even share the same name as her.

    Yes the Woman will say anything if paid enough

    She is a VICIOUS EVIL MONSTROSITY of a woman,

    and in no way does she represent the REAL women of

    America, who are decent, fair, and honourable .

    Her shameful verbal attacks against her opponents are

    a very bad example to the 5 kids she chooses to

    manipulate for publicity…and her dity tricks are an

    embarassment for the rest of the world to see.

  8. ron says:

    Sarah -

    What the hell was that all about?

    Trish -

    When I said that she “asked for it”. I was thinking in terms of the joke itself.

    I mean look, if you call yourself a pit bull with lipstick, you’re begging some comedian to take a crack at you. As for whether she’s a good/bad person, for all I know she’s a great lady. I got no opinions on that one way or the other.

  9. Sarah says:

    Ron -

    what it was about is exactly what it says.

    Its a shame your still having trouble understanding..
    i couldnt have made it any clearer, i guess you just prefer to bury your head in the sand!!!!!

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