Archive for October, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun Nov 1st, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun Nov 1st, 2009

In light of recent Lebanese accusations that Israel is spying on Lebanon, the question is whether this is the case. The answer seems to be hell yeah. Deputy Prime Minister Moshe Ya’alon (Likud) confirmed on Saturday that Israel was operating intelligence-gathering networks within Lebanon. Speaking at an event in Be’er Sheva, Ya’alon said that “the [...]

Looking For Help In All The Wrong Places

Looking For Help In All The Wrong Places

Where does a fame-and-fortune seeking reality television “star” seek spiritual guidance? From another fame-and-fortune seeking reality television “star” of course! Jon Gosselin’s actions haven’t been too kosher lately. But now, given relationship dramas and bad press, the father in “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ is looking to a higher authority. In a statement released to [...]

The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison

The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison

..but were all actually said by resident anti-Semite Brendon “Brendover” O’Connell, who is close to spending quite a bit of time in a place where sleeping in an upright position, with his back to the wall, is the comfortable alternative. 5. “..did it ever cross your mind that I have made a complete dick out [...]

A Shocking Admission

A Shocking Admission

In the wake of his admission that he took crystal meth, comes an even more shocking admission from former tennis player Andre Agassi. An admission so shocking that it is bound to rock the very foundations of Western Civilization. Get ready for it. Here it comes… His mullet was a wig. Former Wimbledon champion Andre [...]

Photo of the Day

Photo of the Day

From National Geographic. Story behind photo here.

The Day In Israel: Fri Oct 30th, 2009

Ha’aretz reports that the Holocaust-denying leader of the PA who has not ruled out “resistance” against Israel is allegedly deeply suspicious of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and is losing faith in his intentions to reach a peace agreement. Ok, I’m paraphrasing but you hopefully get my point. Updates (Israel time; most recent at top) 1:26PM: [...]

From Finger Pointing to Finger Lickin’

From Finger Pointing to Finger Lickin’

One of these men doesn’t belong in the UN. The other is just some Colonel Sanders impersonator (hat tip: Solomon). Dressed in the fast food icon’s familiar white suit and black bow tie, the actor evaded tight security to gain access to the restricted areas of the complex. He even posed for a photograph with [...]

Coming Soon

Coming Soon

Click on picture to enlarge (Based on this) See here for background behind “Richard Richard.”

The Day In Israel: Thurs Oct 29th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Thurs Oct 29th, 2009

Israel’s Ambassador to the UN, Gabriela Shalev, has warned that the Goldstone Report on Operation Cast Lead will not go away. The Goldstone Report on Operation Cast Lead will not go away even if Israel launches an independent inquiry into the campaign, UN Ambassador Gabriela Shalev said Wednesday. “There are no legal questions here – [...]

The Day In Israel: Wed Oct 28th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Wed Oct 28th, 2009

In an interview with some sycophantic nobody from the website Palestine Note, Head Hamashole Khaled Meshaal insulted the intelligence of everyone by claiming, inter alia, that Hamas respects international law, will form an honest and neutral investigative committee to look into their conduct during Operation Cast Lead, and – here’s my favorite – did not [...]