Boatus Interruptus! Flotillaholes Intercepted

The flotilla full of terror-enabling nincompoops has been stopped from getting to Gaza in a most excellent way.

“Welcome to Israel!” the letter read. “It appears you’ve made a mistake along the way. Perhaps you meant to sail somewhere not far from here — Syria. There, Assad’s regime is massacring his own people every day with the help of the murderous Iranian regime.

“In contrast, here in Israel, we are dealing with a situation where terrorist organizations such as Hamas are trying to harm innocent civilians. In the face of these attempts, we are protecting the citizens of Israel in accordance with international law,” the letter says.

The statement calls attention to Israel’s transfer of 1.6 million tons of humanitarian aid to the coastal enclave, while it struggles to be rebuilt after the war last summer. The letter said that Israel facilitated the transfer of the supplies, which, it noted, amounts to approximately one ton for each Gaza resident.

Israel, continued the letter, regularly assisted in humanitarian projects benefiting Palestinians, but would not tolerate the import of weapons for terrorist groups. “Only a year ago, we thwarted an attempt to smuggle by sea hundreds of weapons intended for use against innocent civilians.

“There is no blockade on the Gaza Strip, and you are invited to transfer humanitarian supplies through Israel. Preventing access through the sea is done in accordance with international law, and we even received backing from a committee of the UN secretary-general.

“If human rights really interested you, you wouldn’t sail in solidarity with a terror group that executes Gazans without trial, and uses Gazan children as human shields,” the prime minister’s letter says.

The communique concludes by lamenting that the activists chose not to visit Israel, as they would have been “impressed” by the democracy upheld by the Jewish state that affords equality and religious freedoms for all its citizens.

Meanwhile, the flotillaholes have released a bunch of videos recorded before they were intercepted. Kind of like terrorist martyr videos, without the death and 72 virgins part.

Videos from the likes of the following:

Dror “I’m a” Feiler

Jonas (Not Jimmy Kimmel) Kårlin

https://youtu.be/iS_t-kpHhyE

Herman “Pornstache” Reksten

https://youtu.be/a_es-nhVppI

Kajsa “No I was not married to Tiger Woods” Ekis Ekman

https://youtu.be/Vk65nNkXK68

Robert “Snaggletooth” Lovelace

https://youtu.be/S8iEh9cgWEc

14 thoughts on “Boatus Interruptus! Flotillaholes Intercepted”

  1. Snaggletooth came all the way from America and then sailed across the Mediterranean in the mistaken belief that he was going to break an “illegal” blockade.
    He also thinks that the IDF will harm him. He’s chasing windmills.

    1. Norman_In_New_York

      The Swedish Foreign Ministry only recently got smacked down by Saudi Arabia for its highhanded human rights scoldings.

  2. Norman_In_New_York

    I anxiously await the offloading and tallying of cargo in Ashdod port. If there are weapons involved, the crew will face a serious problem.

    1. They won’t have weapons. The point was to “show” how “harmless” they are. Knowing full well that if Israel lets in even one single boat then legally they can no longer maintain a blockade.

      THIS boat doesn’t need weapons. The same for any subsequent boats. But as soon as one gets to Gaza, it’s game on.

      1. Norman_In_New_York

        Since attempting to run a lawful blockade is an act of war, Israel has the right to indefinitely detain the passengers and crew as prisoners of war until such time as specified or negotiated conditions are met for their release.

        1. I’m not arguing with that. I’m just saying I doubt very much the authorities will find anything on THIS boat.

  3. Israel should transfer to Gaza now and announce that they do not have visa to re-enter Israel. Let’s see how much they like living with their pets

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