Last time we checked up on my obsessive fan Michael, he was not enjoying too much success with his commenters. Which is a shame, considering the amount of time and effort Michael has put into obsessively going over my posts and dazzling everyone with his presentation of facts and logic. I would advise Michael to not give up his day job, but that would be mighty presumptuous of me.
In the meantime, thanks to my Mossad friends, I have managed to track down Michael at the suburban Australian house of his mother, where he blogs from her basement.
“Six! My palestinian resistance fighter parries the Zionist blows and goes on the counterattack. Take that, Jew!”