As Brian posted earlier, pro palestinian “activists” plan on entering Israel by air in what has been dubbed a Flytilla/Flightilla.
Israel Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu has already indicated Israel will prevent them from entering Israel and police have completed their preparations for executing this plan (update: some have already been deported) But if it were up to me, I would handle things differently:
- Upon disembarking, have ground personnel hand flytillards salted peanuts.Make sure to keep them in the airport for hours. As the time passes, they will get extremely thirsty. Help boost Israel’s economy by selling them drinks at inflated prices.
- When the flytillards get to Customs and attempt to enter via the Nothing To Declare entrance, have a new entrance set up especially for them: Declaration That We Are Jerks.
- Have special bus waiting to transport them to Gaza. The bus should have Israeli flags painted on outside, and take the scenic route, going through places such as Silwan and other areas of east Jerusalem, as well as places in Judea and Samaria.
- Have the women change into short skirts and the men shorts, and shirts with the words “Down With The Modesty Police” or “Down With Terrorism” for both the women and men. Then drop them off in Gaza.
