Bunch Of Self-Important Nobodies Announce Boycott Of Israel

"Who are you guys?"

“Who are you guys?”

In what is going to upset fans of artists Lizzie “Get thee to a” Nunnery, James “No relation to Pink” Floyd , and Kadija “Not Boy” George, these “artists” and more have signed a boycott Israel letter.

Along with more than 600 other fellow artists, we are announcing today that we will not engage in business-as-usual cultural relations with Israel. We will accept neither professional invitations to Israel, nor funding, from any institutions linked to its government.

To call them “D-listers” might be promoting them in the alphabet. Besides Roger Waters, Brian Eno, Alexei Sayle, Miriam Margolyes, Caryl Churchill, Ken Loach, and Richard Ashcroft, I do not recognize any of the names, and suspect neither “professional invitations to Israel, nor funding” were forthcoming anyway.

So, yeah, self-important Israel-hating nobodies. Boycott away! It might just be the only way to get your names in print.


David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media