Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Cigs TM
An Iranian official says cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy.
The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.
Madani claims Philip Morris International, which sells Marlboro outside the US, is “led by Zionists” and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes.
He provided no evidence or information about the confiscated cigarettes.
Friday’s report also gave no details on how the contamination was discovered.
Tehran, which often alleges Western conspiracies, says 20 billion cigarettes are smuggled into Iran every year.
I can’t wait to see the warning stickers in Iran. Probably something like this:
Meanwhile, what can I say? The Iranians are on to us, although in fairness, one of our agents got sloppy a few years ago.
Not to mention the subtle clues we leave with every packet: If you turn them upside down and then read backwards, you will make out the word “orobl (horrible) Jew.”
