As more information comes to light, it seems like he really was darth daft Haider.
Austrian far-right politician Joerg Haider had been drinking when he died in a high-speed crash of his car last weekend, a party official said on Wednesday.
“It is correct that … Joerg Haider was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the accident. I can and must confirm that,” said Stefan Petzner, the new head of Haider’s Alliance for Austria’s Future party.
Haider, 58, was killed in the early hours of Saturday when the car he was driving at 142 kmh, around twice the speed limit, crashed off a road in the southern province of Carinthia, where he served as governor.
Of, so if it wasn’t the Zionist Electromagnetic Weapon of Death TM or a pack of Jooos chasing after him, it must have been that someone poured some Manischewitz into his drink.
And by someone, I mean a Jooooo.
P.S OOOGA BOOGA!!
Update: And let’s not forget the Odd Zionist Holes of Death.TM Although if you ask me, the only odd holes here are the a***holes who actually believe this garbage.