Zionist Conspiracy Theory: Bali Bombing Edition
Indonesian Islamic terror cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, 2006:
Indonesian cleric Abu Bakar Bashir has accused America’s main intelligence agency of involvement in the 2002 Bali suicide bombings, which claimed the lives of 202 people, including 88 Australians.
Bashir, the spiritual leader of Jemaah Islamiyah (JI), was released from prison in June after having served almost two years for involvement in the conspiracy which led to the attack.
Amrozi bin Nurhasyim, his brother Ali Gufron, also known as Mukhlas and Imam Samudra were to have been executed earlier this week for the Bali bombings but legal appeals have been lodged.
The cleric has told the ABC’s Foreign Correspondent program the Bali bombings were “hijacked” by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
“So the bomb that killed so many Australians, it was an American bomb,” he said. “It wasn’t the bomb made by Amrozi and his friends.”
“I don’t know whether the Australian Government pretends not to know this, or really doesn’t know.
“If they don’t know, then they’re stupid. But I think they’re just pretending not to know.”
Bashir described the device used in the bombing as a “micro-nuclear bomb”, and says the bomb originally intended for use in the attack “would not have killed people, only injured them”.
Indonesian Islamic terror cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, 2008:
An Indonesian Islamic cleric linked to the three Bali bombers says the explosion was a conspiracy between “America, Australia and the Jews”.
Abu Bakar Bashir told AFP the CIA had fired a nuclear missile at the Bali tourist strip from a ship off the coast.
“It has been mentioned as being a micro-nuclear bomb, not a regular bomb… The bomb was made by the CIA, it could be no one else,” he said in his house at the Al-Mukmin Islamic boarding school on Indonesia’s Java island.
He said the attack was a conspiracy between “America, Australia and the Jews” and the three convicted bombers – Amrozi, Imam Samudra and Ali Ghufron – had been framed.
“The bomb Amrozi set off, the first one, at most it shattered glass and didn’t wound people, or at most wounded them a little,” he said, sitting on the floor and wearing the white clothes and skullcap of a religious man.
Amrozi had been “used by the CIA in coordination with America, Australia and the Jews. The police and the prosecutors aren’t brave enough to prove it.”
Spot the difference?
Leaving aside the fact that the “micro-nuclear bomb” has now morphed into more of “nuclear missile,” the main difference is that now the CIA were in cahoots with Australia and the evil Jooooos.
You see where I’m heading with this?
Clearly, the Jews and their Aussie allies were able to go back in time, aided by their Mossad hitech industry, and join forces with the Americans, who were originally working alone.
But what about the fact that the convicted bombers had confessed and seemed proud of their crimes?
No problem. Behold the genius of the international Zionist conspiracy.
Dismissing Indonesia’s Islamic groups as “Jewish organisations,” Bashir said he would split from the Indonesian Council of Mujahedin which he had led and form a new group to push for pure Islamic law.
In other words, the convicted men were obviously encouraged to confess to the crime by their Islamic overloads, blissfully unaware that they were, in fact, Zionist overlords.
Oh, it is good to be us.
Update: OOOGA BOOGA!!