An Open Letter to Arab Leaders From The Naqba Dwarf

Dear Exalted Leaders of the Palestine National Liberation Movements,

I am writing to you as a minor mini celebrity of our cause. You may remember me from such diverse productions as Evil Zionist Settlers, Evil Zionist Mafiosos, and my latest – Evil Zionist Apes and Pigs.

I have been very involved in our Nakba day activities, especially projectile throwing (sometimes as the thrower, sometimes as the projectile), but have become increasingly frustrated with the latest craze – giant Nakba keys. As a person of small stature, I have find it very difficult to carry such keys, let alone hold them up for the world medias’ cameras.

So I am writing to you with a small request: would it be possible to allow for the use of smaller keys for our propaganda purposes?

Alternatively, could you please order for me a key costume?

Yours Faithfully,

Naqba Dwarf Esq.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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