Archive for October, 2004

Aussie Bloggers on Terrorfat

Here is a little excerpt about Terrorfat from Australian blogger Tara’s mum:

My personal views are mixed. Both about the PLO and Yasser Arafat. I respect many qualities he posses and also abhor others. I respect his resilience and yet he has left me feeling embarrassed and cringing at some of his actions during his long [...]

BBC Bias? Naaaa

Thery say Terrorfat has had trouble keeping down his food. After reading this piece by the BBC’s Barbara Plett, you may have the same difficulty.

The world watches the unfolding drama as the man who has become the symbol for Palestinian nationalism seems to hover between life and death. Though full of uncertainties, Mr Arafat’s life [...]

Random Observations on Terrorfat’s Turmoil

1. Here’s a scary thought:

Senior Palestinian Authority sources said late Saturday that Chairman Yasser Arafat has lost some of his mental capacities and cannot function. Some doubt that he will be capable of resuming his position as PA leader, even if his health recovers to some extent.
The man was not playing with a full [...]

Only in Oz

You have to love Australia.
 
Where else can you claim a tax deduction on money stolen in the course of a drug deal, or have a beer belly save your life? 

Pappafat and Piggyfat

(Pappa Smurf idea inspired by Imshin. Who am I kidding? It was totally her idea. But I will take credit for the Miss Pigg

Brief Message to Terrorfat

Not looking too good there, Terrorfat. In fact, we might have to rename you Terrorthin. Soon, your name will hopefully be blotted out from the land of the living. 
 
Whatever it is that you have, we can only hope it kills you. But don’t get me wrong. I don’t want you dead..yet. No, a slow, excruciatingly painful [...]

Terrorfat Explains His Gallstone Problem

“The gallstones come out from down here. They hurt me much. In fact, I feel one now..”

“Ughhhhhhh”

“Ooooowwwwwwww”

“Oh my”
A few minutes later…

“I hate gallstones.”

Quick Quiz

The above is a picture of:
a. Saturn’s moon Titan
b. Terrorfat’s gallstone
 
The answer is, of course, b.
 
Update: Not really.

Scenes From the Disengagement Vote

Currently in Europe on business, I don’t have too much time to delve into the issues behind yesterday’s Knesset vote on the disengagement plan (although I would like to). I can, however, offer you this look at some scenes from right after the vote:
 

“Do I know you?” (Reuters)

“Back off, Shimon..you don’t frighten me.” (AP)

“I’ll be back.” [...]

Terrorfat’s Toilet Humor

Terrorfat displays his belief that laughter is the best medicine (AFP).

“You think that was funny? Check out my cornholio impersonation.”