Archive for January, 2006

24 – The Movie

Exciting news for fans of 24, with plans to shoot a movie version of the hit show.

Actor Kiefer Sutherland is keen to start filming a big screen version of his hit TV series 24, as soon as production on the show wraps up later this year (06).
 
The show is currently filming its fifth season [...]

Sucks to be Him

Just call him Steve Urkel.

A visitor to a British museum tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and fell into a display of centuries-old Chinese vases, shattering them into “very small pieces,” officials said Monday.
 
The three Qing dynasty vases, dating from the late 17th or early 18th century, had been donated to the Fitzwilliam [...]

Terrorist Profile: “Mommy’s Boy” Youssef

Growing up, Youssef was always considered to be a bit of a “mommy’s boy.” He thought that joining the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades would solve his problems. But, alas, old habits die hard.
 

 
So did Youssef a few seconds after this photo was taken. Gravity’s funny that way.

Lies Al-Zahar Told Me

In an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, wart-nosed Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahar talks of Israel’s evil expansionist goals.

BLITZER: But what is your long-term goal? Is it Palestine in all of these areas, a historic Palestine, including pre-’67 Israel? Is that your long-term goal?
 
AL-ZAHAR: We are here, I’m not speaking about the eventual events (ph). We [...]

Separated at Birth

Australian Open women’s champion Amelie Mauresmo, and Australian Open men’s champion Roger Federer.
 

Stunning Revelation

Rock producer/accused murderer Phil Spector has an excuse for his weird behavior at the time of his arrest. You see, it wasn’t because he was sloshed or stoned, but rather tasered.

Rock producer Phil Spector said in a sworn deposition made public on Friday he was sober when arrested in the shooting death of an actress [...]

FunGun for the Whole Family

Child: “Ab, does mother know about you taking me to this rally?”
Father: “Yes, Ibn. She knows, and approves.”
Child: “What about Situe (grandmother)?”
Father: “I did not talk to her about it, but I have a strong feeling she would approve.”

A Picture That Sums it Up Nicely

Meet the big guns of the Palestinian Legislative Council
 

 
Ain’t democracy grand? Except when it’s not.

Hamas Riddle

Question: What do you get when you cross senior Hamas leader/grizzly bear lookalike Ismail Haniyeh with wart-nosed senior Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Zahar?

Answer: The Bear Witch Project.

Head of Nail Hit

Two cartoons, one truth:
 
Cox & Forkum
 
Dry Bones